Tuesday, September 4, 2012

689 Reasons to Defeat Barack Obama. That's a start....

It's time for a bit of levity. In today's National Review Online, their clever and witty staff have given readers "689 Reasons To Defeat Barack Obama." This is delicious and worth reading as you attempt to watch the Democrat National Convention this week from Charlotte, NC.

I'm listing just 60 of these reasons...and they are not necessarily the funniest.

You'll just have to follow the link over to NRO to read the remaining 629 reasons. Enjoy!!

689 Reasons To Defeat Barack Obama:
  1. Because he was not the one we were waiting for.
  2. Because the country is ready for its first African-American FORMER president.
  3. To give him more time to write his third memoir.
  4. For claiming that he wold cut the deficit in half.
  5. And then adding more than $5 trillion is new debt.
  6. Because the buck never stops.
  7. For blaming George Bush.
  8. For blaming headwinds
  9. For blaming ATMs.
  10. Because he listened to the Reverend Wright's crackpot racist diatribes for years and then gave us a lecture on racism.
  11. Because of the $800 billion stimulus bill.
  12. "Shovel-ready" projects.
  13. The non-existence of shovel-ready projects.
  14. For joking about the non-existence of shovel-ready projects.
  15. Because there were stimulus grants in imaginary zip codes.
  16. For 613 new federal regulations in the first 33 months of his presidency.
  17. And because 129 of those regulations will each cost the economy more than $100 million a year.
  18. Because the Small Business Administration estimates the price of current regulations at $1.75 trillion annually--a bigger burden than the corporate income tax.
  19. Because he said "the private sector is doing fine."
  20. Because we now have a 24 percent unemployment rate for people 16 to 19 years old.
  21. Because, in his own words, his "first job is to make sure the economy is growing, that we're creating jobs out there." You said it, not us.
  22. Because we deserve a president who can pronounce "corpsman."
  23. So you'll be able to criticize the president once again without being called a racist.
  24. Because there are 46 million people on food stamps.
  25. And the spending on food stamps has doubled from $39 billion in 2008 to $81 billion in 2012.
  26. The proliferation of food stamp advertisements.
  27. Because of a record 2.8 million foreclosures in 2009.
  28. And then a record 2.9 million foreclosures in 2010.
  29. Recovery summer.
  30. Recovery summer II
  31. Recovery summer III
  32. Because America can't handle any more Recovery summer sequels.
  33. Because he values Jon Corzine's advice.
  34. The fact that the stimulus spent $9.38 million to renovate a train depot that has been closed 30 yrs.
  35. And sent $11 million to Microsoft to build a bridge to its campus.
  36. And $300,000 to study yoga's impact on menopause.
  37. As well as $30 million to the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies to build a training complex.
  38. And $200,000 to help Siberians lobby their legislators.
  39. And $700,000 to help crab fisherman to recover their crab pots.
  40. Trump could really use a big draw for the next Celebrity Apprentice.
  41. He could spend more time with his beloved straw men, who are no doubt dating his composite girlfriends.
  42. Because America is not full of doctors who amputate healthy feet for profit.
  43. He promised to televise deliberations over Obamacare.
  44. Because he made 58 speeches to sell Obamacare and not one of them honest.
  45. It's racist to say "Obamacare."
  46. Except when he says it.
  47. The President's health-care bill wasn't going to add "one dime" to the defecit.
  48. It will ad 10 million tons of dimes to the deficit.
  49. So that kids will know once again that it's okay to succeed.
  50. Because the average American works until July 15 to pay off the government.
  51. He thinks government is what makes us great.
  52. For Attorney General Eric Holder
  53. "Anyone can grow up to be president" but we didn't need someone to prove it.
  54. President Obama's DOJ sued the State of Florida because it attempted to purge the state's voter rolls of foreigners and deceased citizens.
  55. For "Fast and Furious."
  56. For lying about "Fast and Furious."
  57. Eric Holder's stonewalling on "Fast and Furious."
  58. Opposing all parental-notification laws.
  59. And describing becoming pregnant as "being punished with a baby."
  60. For his 100 percent pro-abortion rating from NARAL and Planned Parenthood.
For the remaining 629 reasons, go to: National Review Online.

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